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  • Christian Fenzl
    Lebende Foren Legende
    • 31.08.2015
    • 11238

    #1

    Hello from Austrian Forest City

    Hello USA 🇺🇸!

    Greetings from Linz, one of the forest cities in Austria 🇳🇫.
    Every night I think about what tree might explode tomorrow. After breakfast I take my bush knife to lumber the way to my garage, thin the fuel of my lorry to not explode as easy as it would, and let disperse the leaves with an European trick called putrefaction.

    Thanks to Loxone with the Tree bus (now also available as Tree Turbo) and Auto-Pilot, we now can let our forests explode in a smart way (by time, by season or directly from the App).
    As American forests are cloud-based, not tree-based, this might be your problem, but it is not from climate change - really, really not.

    It is time to switch to Austrian Tree 🌲 technology, as we invented the forest cities (and forests itself, of course).

    If you like to visit Austria’s forest cities, use Austrian Pineways for direct flights to our capital forest, the Wienerwald (http://www.wienerwald.at).

    Best regards!
    Christian




    🌲🌳🏡🌳🌲
    Zuletzt geändert von Christian Fenzl; 15.09.2020, 21:07.
    Hilfe für die Menschen der Ukraine: https://www.loxforum.com/forum/proje...Cr-die-ukraine
  • Automatisierer
    Smart Home'r
    • 04.10.2018
    • 60

    #2
    Unbelievable.
    What is most scary?
    That he believes wat he says, or that the people believe his story.
    Miniserver; KNX; Loxberry; Homebridge; Nuki; Roborock; Siemens S7/TIA; DoorBird;

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    • hismastersvoice
      Supermoderator
      • 25.08.2015
      • 7321

      #3
      I greet the forest city residents,

      In Germany we also have a lot of forest, so I guess we also have forest cities.
      ...and we live in caves, like Donald apparently has done for the last 70 years.

      Additionally to the interview, it was so confuse, that I ask myself if they should do drug-test at Donald, and not at Joe like Donald request

      When he visited the forest fire areas, he was also talking nonsense.

      "Believe me it will get colder"
      "Scientists don't know if it is due to climate change either"
      ...and a lot of other bullshit.

      This is what people want to hear who are fighting against fire and have lost everything.


      We have a lot of friends in the States, an for them I can only hope that he will not stay in office for another 4 years.
      Kein Support per PN!

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      • Prof.Mobilux
        Supermoderator
        • 25.08.2015
        • 4755

        #4
        I cannot understand how americans can vote for such an idiot. But I also cannot believe how german people can vote for the idiots from AFD.

        Conclusion: Idiots are everywhere on the world ;-)
        🇺🇦 Hilfe für die Menschen der Ukraine: https://www.loxforum.com/forum/proje...Cr-die-ukraine


        LoxBerry - Beyond the Limits

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        • Thomas M.
          Lebende Foren Legende
          • 25.08.2015
          • 3264

          #5
          everywhere every morning another idiot wakes up.

          Wenn die Leute im Amiland dem "explosive trees"-Sager zuhören, muss doch normal jeder Fragezeichen in den Augen bekommen - wtf he said - what's an explosive tree?
          Nein, die alle applaudieren und jubeln wie wenns lemminge wären - juhu Abgrund voraus - hüpfen!

          Auch ein jahr danach ist das nicht packbar.

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          • Gast

            #6
            I'm baffled as to how Americans could vote for such a moron.


            basket random

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            • Thomas M.
              Lebende Foren Legende
              • 25.08.2015
              • 3264

              #7
              Maybe there are much more morons.
              Not the weapons kill, this is done by persons. Why the weapons should be prohibited?
              Zuletzt geändert von Thomas M.; 11.05.2022, 13:28.

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              • jousch
                Smart Home'r
                • 11.04.2019
                • 83

                #8
                Ich habe einen Baum aus dem Wienerwaldgebiet in mein Wohnzimmer gestellt. Ich habe Angst um das Leben meiner Familie. Auf Amazonien hab' ich Panzerglas gefunden. Such nun noch passende Niro-Winkel damit ich ein sicheres Weihnachten feiern kann.

                Wie geh'n die anderen Österreicher hiermit um?
                Grüße Josef
                Status: ✅ Living in a Loxone smarthome | 👷 WIP Finalizing sensors and some rooms | Actual WAF factor: 90/100

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                • Thomas M.
                  Lebende Foren Legende
                  • 25.08.2015
                  • 3264

                  #9
                  Wir lösen das Thema nach dem STOP Prinzip

                  substituieren (Ersetzen): Geht nicht - weihnachten braucht einen Baum
                  technische Maßnahme: Geht nicht .... wie soll man die Kerzen in einer Einhausung aus Plexiglas anzünden
                  organisatorische Maßnahme: Kann man machen ...

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                  Hilft das nicht, gibts (P)ersönliche Schutzausrüstung wie Spritterschutzwesten und Schutzbrille

                  PS: Jetzt hat die Bezeichnung "Wunderbaum" eine neue Bedeutung
                  Zuletzt geändert von Thomas M.; 20.12.2022, 13:08.

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